Do you like to flirt? Well, then today I will give you some funny and cute “pick-up” lines. Those things have never worked on me.. Unless someone uses the funny ones.
But for some it can seem romantic and funny, so read and maybe you will find something that works for you and for your flirt.
Funny, cheesy pick-up lines:
-Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
-I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
-Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
-I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
-I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
-If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
-Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
-Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
-Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
-Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
-Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
-How was heaven when you left it?
-Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
-I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
– Is your name wi-fi? Because I am feeling a connection.
-Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
-Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
-Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
-Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless
-Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
-Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Personally, it is too cheesy for me! But use it as a joke, funny people are always more attractive!
I hope you enjoyed!
Which one is your favorite?